Tycoon solutionAI CTO + AI Customer Support run the incident response shell so you focus on the diagnosis. Alert triage + severity classification within 60 seconds. Status page auto-updated. Customer comms (Twitter, email to affected users, Discord) drafted with one-click send. Status updates every 15 minutes during incident. Postmortem auto-drafted within 24 hours with timeline, root cause, and action items.
How it runs
- Alert triage + severity
PagerDuty/Sentry alert hits. AI CTO classifies severity within 60 seconds: P0 (total outage, revenue impact), P1 (degraded service, many users), P2 (partial degradation), P3 (minor). Looks at error volume, affected endpoints, customer impact from logs, similar past incidents. Severity drives the rest of the workflow.
- Status page update
For P0/P1, AI CTO immediately updates your status page (Statuspage, Instatus, or custom). Initial post: 'We're investigating elevated error rates on checkout. Started at 2:07am PT. More updates in 15 minutes.' No need to wait for you to remember.
- Customer comms draft
For P0/P1: draft comms for Twitter, Discord, and email to affected users (identified from logs). You approve and ship, or let AI Customer Support ship after severity threshold (configurable per channel). Comms are specific, not 'we're working on it' — 'checkout is failing for ~15% of users; we've identified the cause (new deploy rolled back); ETA 30 minutes for full resolution'.
- War room setup
Slack incident channel auto-created (#inc-2026-04-18-checkout). On-call, relevant owners (by CODEOWNERS), and you are added. Incident commander role assigned (usually you for solo founders; AI CTO acts as scribe + timekeeper). Links to Sentry, logs, and affected dashboards posted.
- Status updates every 15 min
During the incident, AI CTO posts status updates to the incident channel + status page every 15 minutes: what's been tried, what's working, current hypothesis, ETA. Prevents 'radio silence' that makes customers panic. You focus on fixing; the comms layer runs itself.
- Resolution and all-clear
When you mark the incident resolved, AI CTO: updates status page to 'resolved', posts all-clear comms to Twitter/Discord/email (including what was fixed), closes the incident channel, and kicks off the postmortem workflow.
- Postmortem draft within 24 hours
AI CTO drafts a blameless postmortem in Notion: timeline (auto-generated from incident channel + logs), impact (users affected, revenue lost, duration), root cause (5 whys), action items (each with owner + deadline), related past incidents. You edit in 30 minutes instead of writing from scratch.
Who runs it
- hire/ai-cto
- hire/ai-customer-support
- hire/ai-coo
What you get
- Alert-to-first-comms time drops from 30 min to <5 min
- Status page always accurate, no 'all systems operational' during outages
- Customer comms shipped in real time, not in 2-hour batches
- Incident channel has full context for anyone joining mid-response
- Postmortem drafted within 24 hours, not 2 weeks later
- Action items tracked — past incidents don't repeat
- Founder-on-call can focus on diagnosis instead of ops juggling