You'd think this needs Lattice or Culture Amp and a $4K/yr seat — Tycoon Agent runs the whole pulse in 5 days for free using tools you already have.
The short answer
Tycoon Agent runs a team satisfaction survey end-to-end in 5 days. Day 1: she designs a 12-question pulse covering the 4 dimensions that actually predict retention — clarity (do you know what's expected), growth (am I learning), trust (can I disagree with my manager), and meaning (does my work matter). Day 2: deployed via Typeform with anonymous responses, sent through a Slack DM with a personalized intro from you. Day 3-4: nudges to non-responders (no names, just count). Day 5: she analyzes the results — quantitative scores per dimension, qualitative theme extraction from open-ends using sentiment clustering, comparison to industry benchmarks. You get a one-page Notion doc with the top 3 strengths, top 3 risks, and 3 concrete actions to take in the next 30 days. Anonymous, fast, actually actionable.
How Tycoon Agent actually does it
- Design the 12-question pulse
4 dimensions × 3 questions each: clarity, growth, trust, meaning. 5-point Likert + 2 open-ends. Calibrated to predict retention, not vanity engagement scores.
- Deploy with anonymity
Typeform survey with no name capture, no IP logging. Slack DM from your account with a 2-line personal intro explaining why this matters and how you'll act on it.
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- Nudge non-responders
Day 3 and day 4 reminders in Slack — no names, just response count. Target 80%+ response rate, which most teams hit by day 5.
- Analyze with theme clustering
Quantitative scores per dimension + benchmark comparison. Open-ends clustered by theme with sentiment scores. No individual quotes attributed, no cross-referencing that could deanonymize.
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- Deliver action plan
One-page Notion doc: top 3 strengths, top 3 risks, 3 concrete 30-day actions with owners and dates. Optional: anonymized share-back deck for the team.
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What it looks like in chat
YouWe're 14 people now and I have no idea how the team actually feels. Help me run a survey.
Tycoon Agent5-day plan, kicking off whenever you're ready: **Day 1 (today):** I'll draft 12 questions across clarity, growth, trust, meaning. You review in chat, takes 10 min. **Day 2:** I deploy via Typeform (anonymous, no IP logging) and send Slack DMs from your account. Want me to draft the intro? Best ones say 'I want honest signal, not nice answers — here's what I'll do with it.' **Day 3-4:** Reminder DMs to non-responders. We should hit 80%+ by Friday. **Day 5:** Notion doc lands with quantitative scores, themed open-ends, top 3 risks, and 3 concrete actions. One thing I need from you: are you willing to publicly commit to acting on at least 1 finding within 30 days? That single line in the intro is what gets response rates from 60% to 90%. Yes or no, then I'll start drafting questions.
What you get back
Anonymous 12-question survey with 80%+ response rate, themed analysis, and a 1-page Notion action plan with 3 concrete 30-day commitments.
Cadence: 5-day end-to-end. Recommend re-running quarterly to track movement.