You'd think this needs a growth team and a quarter of work — Tycoon Agent runs the funnel hunt, the fix, and the A/B test in 10-day cycles.
The short answer
Tycoon Agent raises onboarding completion to 80% by running a tight diagnose-fix-measure loop every 10 days. She pulls your PostHog onboarding funnel for the last 30 days, identifies the single biggest drop step (usually one step accounts for 40%+ of total loss), and ships a targeted fix — copy rewrite, step removal, default pre-fill, or progressive disclosure. The fix goes live behind a PostHog feature flag at 50/50 traffic split. After 7 days of data she calls the winner with a chi-square significance check, then rolls forward and immediately attacks the next biggest leak. Weekly Lark report shows current completion rate, which step moved, expected weeks to 80%, and the next experiment in the queue. Most teams go from 35% baseline to 80% in 8-12 weeks of disciplined iteration.
How Tycoon Agent actually does it
- Map the funnel
Pull PostHog onboarding events: signup → email verify → workspace setup → first action → activation. Compute step-to-step conversion and absolute drop count per step.
PostHog
- Pick the biggest leak
Rank steps by absolute users lost (not %). The step that loses 400 users matters more than the one that loses 30%. That's the target.
- Ship one targeted fix
Diagnose the cause via session recordings + support tickets. Apply the cheapest fix that moves the metric: rewrite copy, remove the step, pre-fill defaults, or split into smaller steps.
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- A/B test for 7 days
Roll the fix to 50% of traffic via PostHog feature flag. After 7 days, run chi-square significance. Ship the winner, kill the loser.
- Report and re-queue
Weekly Lark message: current completion %, this week's lift, ETA to 80%, next experiment teed up. No surprises, no waiting on you to ask.
Lark
What it looks like in chat
YouOnboarding completion is at 38%. I want it at 80%. Where do I start?
Tycoon AgentI just pulled your PostHog funnel. The leak isn't where you think: - Signup → email verify: 92% (fine) - Email verify → workspace setup: 71% - **Workspace setup → first action: 58%** ← biggest absolute loss, 412 users/month - First action → activation: 89% (fine) The workspace setup step asks for 6 fields including company size and use case. Session recordings show 80% of dropoffs happen on the use case dropdown. Fix this week: kill the company size + use case fields, pre-fill workspace name from email domain. Ship behind a 50/50 PostHog flag Wednesday. Chi-square check next Wed. My call: this single fix gets you to ~52% completion. Then I attack email verify → workspace setup. ETA to 80%: 9 weeks if every experiment lands.
What you get back
10-day experiment cycles in PostHog with weekly Lark reports — current completion %, biggest leak this week, fix shipped, A/B test running, ETA to 80%.
Cadence: Continuous loop — new experiment shipped every 7-10 days, report every Friday until target hit.