You'd think this needs 90 min on a Sunday — Tycoon Agent has it ready Friday afternoon, in your voice, with the actual numbers.
The short answer
Tycoon Agent drafts your investor update by pulling the real metrics, structuring them into your usual format, and writing in the voice you've established. She fetches the last 7 days from Stripe (MRR, customers, churn), PostHog (signups, activation), GA4 (traffic, top channels), Salesforce (pipeline, closed-won), and Linear (shipped features, in-flight issues), reads your last 3 investor updates from your sent mail to learn the format and tone, then drafts a new one with: this week's wins (3-5), lowlights (1-2, honest), key metrics with WoW deltas, what's shipping next week, and asks for the investor base (intros, hires, advice). She queues it in Lark for your edit pass — usually 5 min — then sends to your investor mailing list. Most founders move from "I haven't written one in 6 weeks" to "shipped every Friday at 4pm."
How Tycoon Agent actually does it
- Pull the week's data
Stripe MRR/customers/churn, PostHog signups/activation, GA4 traffic/channels, Salesforce pipeline/closed-won, Linear shipped issues, recent press mentions.
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- Learn your voice
Read last 3 investor updates from your Gmail sent folder. Match: format (bullets vs prose), tone (founder-casual vs board-formal), section order, length.
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- Structure the update
Wins (3-5), Lowlights (1-2 honest), Metrics with WoW deltas + chart, Shipped this week, Shipping next week, Asks (intros, hires, advice).
- Draft in Lark
Posted in Lark for your review. Inline edits supported. Tycoon Agent includes the chart as an image attachment.
- Send and log
Once approved, send via Gmail to your investor mailing list. Log in Notion as historical record. CC any new investor adds.
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What it looks like in chat
YouDraft this week's investor update.
Tycoon AgentPulled the week. Draft in Lark for your review. **Subject:** Weekly Update — Apr 20-26 **Wins:** 1. MRR crossed $50K (+8.2% WoW). Datadog deal closed for $2.4K/mo. 2. Shipped the API rate-limiting feature 3 days ahead of plan. 3. Lou's HN post hit #2, drove 1,847 signups in 18 hours. **Lowlights:** 1. Churn ticked up to 4.1% (from 2.9%). Two enterprise accounts paused — both cited the missing SSO. **Metrics:** $50.4K MRR · 2,316 paying · 187 signups · NPS 53 **Shipping next week:** SSO MVP (unblocks 6 paused accounts), pricing page A/B **Asks:** - Intros to anyone running infra at Series B fintechs (ICP) - Recommendations for a senior backend hire (Postgres-heavy) Matched your usual format from the last 3 updates. Edit inline in Lark, approve, and I'll send to the 14-person investor list at 4pm. Send?
What you get back
A drafted weekly investor update in Lark for your edit pass, then sent to your investor mailing list via Gmail and logged to Notion for historical record.
Cadence: Weekly Friday 2pm draft, Friday 4pm send (your timezone, configurable).